Up until the end when the characters exchange goodbyes, and thus allow it to pass, the only time two female characters talked to each other was when girmar asked momar about droppo. The martians are irked that their children spend so much time watching tv shows from earth that sing the praises of santa claus, so they decide to make a trek to the planet to capture mr. Santa claus conquers the martians synopsis adult martians kidnap santa john call and two earth children to make the children of mars happy. Santa claus conquers the martians is a movie starring john call, leonard hicks, and vincent beck. Rifftrax is pretty much in that same vein, but i think of that live show more for the shorts. Santa claus conquers the martians mst3k video dailymotion. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 film in which martians kidnap santa claus because there is nobody on mars to give their children presents. Gordon murrays santa claus to select cinemas nationwide for the ultimate holiday riff live on thursday, december 4th, 2014 get your magic eye ready as michael j. So i went to imdb and read his filmography and guess what movie ken clarke steve was in. Id go with cinematic titanic over rifftrax here, because theyre clearly fed up with this movie, and it puts a great edge on some of the riffs. Meanwhile cinematic titanic has riffed santa claus conquers the martians, a film that was previously riffed on mst3k. Image by jalor productionsembassy pictures weldon says, as bad as the mexican santa claus is, residents of our own long island proved they could make a more inept, embarrassing movie and reap and even bigger profit.
Romero, starring duane jones, judith odea and karl hardman. With trace beaulieu, joel hodgson, jim mallon, kevin murphy. Santa claus conquers the martians internet archive. It also features an eightyearold pia zadora as girmar, one of the martian children the film also marks the first documented appearance of mrs. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 rotten tomatoes. Santa claus has safely returned to earth after being kidnapped by martians. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 american science fiction comedy film based on a story by glenville mareth, starring john call as santa claus, and featuring an tenyearold pia zadora. Its just not even close to as bad as ice cream bunny. While on earth, they kidnap two lively children that lead the group of martians to the north pole and santa. Every family has a favorite film to gather around the tv and experience during the holiday season. The maverick theater presents its 5th annual production of their original and hysterical stage adaption of.
Jan 28, 2009 santa claus conquers the martians 1964 adventure, comedy, family john call, leonard hicks, vincent beck. Jacobson, based on a story by glenville mareth, that stars john call as santa claus. One of the most famously cheesy and terrible christmas movies gets the rifftrax live. Nelson, kevin murphy and bill corbett, 201481august 1, 2014, 1964. Enter your location to see which movie theaters are playing rifftrax live. The following is a list of rifftrax, downloadable audio commentaries featuring comedian. Dec 25, 2017 mystery science theater 3000 mst3k episode 521 santa claus original air date. Night of the living dead is a 1968 american independent horror film directed by george a. The martians then take santa and the two children back to mars with them. Rifftrax was thrilled to bring the magical wonderland known as k.
Nelson, kevin murphy, and bill corbett also known as the stars of mystery science theater 3000 present a jolly ol riff that will keep you. In december 2014, the stars of mystery science theater 3000, now part of rifftrax, performed a live riff of the movie to theaters nationwide. The ending sees idiot dropo as the new martian santa claus, while santa and the kids return to earth. Due to a global pandemic all performances are on hold we hope to be here to entertain you in the near future. Before the credits roll, we are treated again to a truly insipid theme song with the redundant lyrics spelled out on screen so the slower kids can follow along. You know, just your typical heartwarming holiday story. In the film, santa works in outer space and does battle with a demon named pitch, sent to earth by lucifer to ruin christmas by killing santa and making all the children of the earth do evil. Santa claus conquers the martians also titled santa claus defeats the aliens is a 1964 science fiction film in which martians, trying to cure the malaise of their children, kidnap the santa claus and a couple of earth kids that got mixed up in the plot and take him to mars to create the first martian christmas. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 read more santa claus conquers the martians is a movie starring john call, leonard hicks, and vincent beck.
Download santa claus conquers the martians 1964 torrents. Only hollywood could cook up such an absurd story and only the maverick theater would want to adapt it to the stage. Santa claus conquers the martians is objectively a bad movie. I remember watching scctm as a child, and even then i knew it was stupid and bad. Santa claus conquers the martians favorite theater button. Santa claus conquers the martians was made in 1964, as some injokes will hint to. Dec 05, 20 enter your location to see which movie theaters are playing rifftrax live. The film was shot at michael myerberg studios on long island in new york. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 the public domain.
For some, its a christmas story, others hold its a wonderful life dear to their hearts. Many have forgotten or choose to forget the santamartian wars of 1964. Santa claus conquers the martians at the maverick theater, fullerton, ca. The biggest, most brightlywrapped gift under the colorful christmas tree is a new digital restoration of the unforgettable 1964 bmovie santa claus conquers the martians, best known as the screen. Club mst3k watch streaming episodes of mystery science. Skip seasons 0 and 1, and try episodes with the most laughs. The set also features extras including santa claus conquers the devil.
Will the children on earth have no toys on christmas day. A group of martians arrives at the north pole and kidnaps santa, but the angry martian voldar wants to get rid of him instead. The martians kidnap santa claus because there is nobody on mars to give their children presents. Scctm is a bizarre cocktail of american excitement about the space program, a warning against watching too much television, and loving santa. Thats right, cinematic titanics last offering for 2008 is a revisit of santa claus conquers the martians, a crappy kid vid creation that sparked one of hodgsons original series season three. Nelson, kevin murphy, and bill corbett also known as the stars of mystery science theater 3000 present a jolly ol. Many have forgotten or choose to forget the santamartian wars. Dec 08, 2016 one of the most famously cheesy and terrible christmas movies gets the rifftrax live. What will happen when cinematic titanic or rifftrax uses a ed movie. Dec 09, 2016 a poster for santa claus conquers the martians. The stars of rifftrax offer snide commentary on a holiday classic. Santa claus conquers the martians is a wacky, silly film, and it perfectly lends itself to the rifftrax style of humor. Netflixs plot synopsis reads, the martians are irked that their children spend so much time watching tv shows from earth about santa claus, so they decide to capture mr. Dec 15, 20 this was the case with the rifftrax crew taking on the short santa claus and the fairy snow queen and the feature santa claus conquers the martians.
Santa claus, martians, demons, and more the weirdest. It is considered one of the worst films ever made directed by nicholas webster. Night of the shorts sf sketchfest 20 1 hours and 37 minutes movie 20 rifftrax and special guests perform live at the castro theatre during sf sketchfest 20. Corbett, and murphy launched rifftrax, which creates downloadable commentaries for films. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 directed by. With john call, leonard hicks, vincent beck, bill mccutcheon. This was the case with the rifftrax crew taking on the short santa claus and the fairy snow queen and the feature santa claus conquers the martians. Nelson, kevin murphy tom servo, and bill corbett crow riffed live from the belcourt theatre. Gordon murrays santa claus to select cinemas nationwide for the ultimate holiday riff live on thursday, december 4th, 2014. The crew writes and performs a pinnacle christmas carol a patrick swayze christmas and.
December 24, 1993 comedy central greetings and merry christmas, msties. Mst3k 0321 20010418 santa claus conquers the martians. Making manos for children doesnt make it good, it just makes it a bad movie for children instead of a bad movie for adults. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 is considered to be one of the worst movies ever made. Dec 10, 2006 santa claus conquers the martians 1964 is considered to be one of the worst movies ever made. Sorry if it is bad form to request all of these in one thread. If you thought santa conquers the martians was weird, you aint seen nothing yet. A 50year retrospective, an original radio spot, a still gallery, and a teaser for wonder world of k. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 adventure, comedy, family john call, leonard hicks, vincent beck. Favorite version of santa claus conquers the martians.
I stumbled upon this heaping pile of garbage by googling, worst holiday movies ever, and props to netflix for actually having it available so that i could torture myself for 81 excruciating minutes. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 american science fiction comedy film directed by nicholas webster, produced and written by paul l. Santa claus conquers the martians streaming online. Night of the shorts sf sketchfest 20 1 hours and 37 minutes movie 20 rifftrax and special guests perform live at. Joel and the bots take on the infamous christmas classic santa claus conquers the martians 1964 in which a group of martians kidnap santa claus because they have no one on mars to give their children presents. This festive season event, a riff on one of the most popular titles in the mst3k catalog, is set to be an uproarious night for naughty and nice alike. Martian children have become unhappy watching earth t. The wise old martian chochem tells the adults that mars needs santa claus to bring fun and joy to their children. Christmas shortsstravaganza in 2009 with weird al yankovic. This event was broadcast to almost 600 theaters across the country while formers mst3k ers michael j. Mystery science theater 3000 mst3k episode 521 santa claus original air date. With the help of two earth children and the clumsy.
Santa claus conquers the martians, are available at participating theater. Santa claus conquers the martians passes the bechdel test, but just barely. Throw into the mix santa and the fairy snow queen, an insane short featuring a pixie named snoopy, a horrific life size jack in the box, and a lion who is oh so proud of his candy eating ability, and you ve got one of our funniest live shows to date. Download shanghai surprise 1986 yify torrent for 720p mp4. Throw into the mix santa and the fairy snow queen, an insane short featuring a pixie named snoopy, a horrific life size jack in the box, and a lion who is oh so proud of his candy eating ability, and youve got one of our funniest live shows to date. The movie is certainly insane enough i mean, look at the title, but again the riffing just doesnt seem to be exceptionally funny. Rifftrax is doing this movie live on the 4th of december, just like how they did santa claus conquers the martians last year. Enter city, state or zip code go fandango fanalert. See more ideas about the martian, films for children and pia zadora. It also features an eightyearold pia zadora as girmar, one of the martian children. With the possibility of reriffing films used in the original mst3k, another problem is on the horizon. Download shanghai surprise 1986 yify torrent for 720p. Santa takes the whole thing surprisingly well and is only too happy to help.
Martians kidnap santa claus to cheer up the children of mars. Ncm fathom events and r are overjoyed to bring the stars of mystery science theater 3000 r mst3k back to select cinemas nationwide on thursday, december 5 live at 8. Santa claus conquers the martians at the maverick theater. Zclassic is playing attack of the giant leeches and i realized that steveheaded pig benton was also in 12 to the moon. Our heros response to such torture, naturally, is to unleash a torrent of withering oneliners. Best of all, this site is updated by mst3ks greatest asset, the fans you.
The martians kidnap santa claus because there is nobody on. This one is another fan favorite, and until i bought this episode i hadnt seen it. This holiday season join santa on a madcap adventure in outer space. Santa claus sometimes also known as santa claus vs. Santa claus conquers the martians bravely attempts to set the.
Martians, upset that their children have become obsessed with tv shows from earth which extol the virtues of santa claus, start an expedition to earth to kidnap the one and only santa. Welcome to the most complete list of free online streaming mystery science theater 3000 videos. The guys just seemed kinda lazy in the theater on this one. Without further ado, i present to you the very campy, utterly ridiculous, and mindnumbingly awful santa claus conquers the martians. Please join mike, kevin, and bill for rifftrax live. Its worth noting, however, that the print of the movie they use is really beautiful. There, santa shows the dour martians how to have fun.
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